Douchebag of the Day: Couple Caught Copulating in Trash Dumpster

I’m all for having sex in public places. Slightly skanky, but oh so true! (And oh so delicious!) The act of having my skirt hiked up only to be penetrated in a public bathroom is particularly arousing for some reason.

Don’t get me wrong– I’m not talking the bathroom at the BP that smells of trucker B.O. and Britney Spears‘ toe jam. I’m talking something a little sexier, like a venue bathroom while your favorite rock band plays in the background. What can I say, a girl has to have standards! (And as you can tell, mine are very high.)

Alright, so not everyone might get off at the idea of doing it in a public bathroom, but I’m sure we can all agree on one thing: None of us want to have sex in a dumpster! Well, not us non-crackheads, anyway.

According to police reports, an officer in British Columbia caught a couple having sex in a dumpster early Friday morning. The officer was surveying the area around 1:45 a.m. after someone had phoned and reported suspicious activity behind the business.

“When the officer was out of his car having a look around, checking doors he could hear noises coming from the dumpster,” said Sgt. John Price.

The officer called out and got no response, so he pulled out his flashlight and took a look inside.

“He peeked over the edge and in the bottom of the dumpster, a man and a woman (were) full-on nude, intertwined, oblivious to his presence,” Price said, confirming the pair were in the act.

After being asked to get dressed and exit the dumpster, the Oak Bay Police arrested the 26-year-old male and asked the 30-year-female to go home. Chill– he wasn’t arrested for poking her fish taco in the dumpster. Turns out he had an unrelated outstanding warrant. Imagine that, a charmer like him.

I mean, seriously, a dumpster?! Um, no thanks. But, like I said earlier, sex in public places is yum. What are some of your favorite places to get frisky??? (Don’t say your bedroom!)

Source: BCLocalNews