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Rick Ross Has The Smallest Fanbase That You've Seen Thus Far
I take no pleasure in kicking folks while they’re down, but fat cocaine kingpin fat corrections officer Rick Ross is so stubborn in his complete denial of reality that he really has it coming. Actually, scratch that. I can’t help but admire Rick Ross, because when reality comes to him and says, you’re a small-time cop, bumbling liar, 50 Cent’s punching bag, and laughingstock of the rap world, Rick Ross manages to rise above that truth, and somewhere in his mind he sees Rick Ross making large drug deals while smoking a fine cigar and riding a unicorn as the police give chase, always a step behind.
Anyway, here are some shots of the non-line that formed at a recent Ross NYC autograph signing. But don’t be sad! Rick Ross is already far, far away, bounding over streams of Cristal and mountains of cocaine-sprinkled ham legs, galloping off into the sunset…
The whole photo series at get up stand up.
P.S. – If anyone is capable of Photoshopping a picture of Rick Ross riding a unicorn, I beg you to do it and email it to me.
GET EM FIF!
“somewhere in his mind he sees Rick Ross making large drug deals while smoking
a fine cigar and riding a unicorn as the police give chase, always a step behind.”
Funniest shit I’ve heard all day.
ahahaha nicca had 4 ppl inline waitn g unit crushed dis niccca
hows he gonna try to have a signing in new york…dumbass..first off..NY cats already hate southern shit ….second ross trien to act like he can handle on of NY’s biggest names?…dudes on that scott storch coke….
i seen this fool ross down town miami at a strip joint too before he got signed…he was a fuckin dick head..didnt know he was about to be some kinda rapper..he had on fake everything then too..musta jus gotten signed or somethin..
hahaha man this dude sucks ass.
im jus mad how he acted at the bar in miami before he got signed…didnt have to be a BITCH about nothin…i aint even mad about his lil rap beef…i jus dont like him off first impressions…
you guys r gay….thats not even ross in that picture…thats his truck, that shit was b4 he was even there…you guys r fags and believe everything on the internet…..get a life
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