Government Dollars Spent on Top Shelf Bondage and Torture Porn

You want to watch videos of girls being blindfolded, choked, smacked, pinched by clothespins in sensitive areas, and beaten with a medley of chains and blunt instruments, but all the videos out there have terrible production quality – poor lighting, bad sound, amateurish acting.  Why won’t the government do something about it??  If you live in California, your filthy prayers have been answered!  $46,791 of California taxpayer money has gone to employee training at Kink.com, which produces a variety of very special interest porn sites.  All was well, until meddling reporters got in the way.

California’s Employment Training Panel (ETP) is a government agency that subsidizes employee skill-building activities at California companies.  The reasonable goal is that the Cali businesses will be better equipped to compete in their fields than out-of-state businesses.  I know what you’re thinking: in the world of machines-hurting-people porn, how can we even try to compete with Japan?  Well, government funding briefly gave us hope.  But the San Francisco Weekly‘s investigation seems to have snuffed it out.  According to reporter Matt Smith,

Sadly, this story doesn’t have a happy ending, at least from a porn industry perspective.

After I submitted a state public records request to find out how much money Californians had been paying to train workers of Cybernet Entertainment LLC — Kink.com’s formally registered business name — I received a letter from ETP general counsel Maureen Reilly, who said the government had been unaware that Cybernet was in the business of narrowcasting videos depicting sexualized torture.

Kink.com, by the way, is the proprietor of F*cking Machines (what? It’s in the article.).  According to the website, “smoking hot girls get f*cked by robotic d*cks and d*ldos on high tech machines straight from the garage or even kitchen!”  Even the kitchen!!  “As girls enjoy being submissive to electric robots, they beg for more.”  Yet who will give it to them, if Kink.com is forced to make operational cutbacks in its robotics department?  Thanks for your disservice to these girls and to America, Matt Smith.

Source: This SF Weekly article, which talks at length about the constitutional underpinnings of the situation (and links to the porn sites).

P.S. That’s an actual screenshot from one of the websites.  Science has done so much for us.