Hump Wednesday: Better Tasting Spunk in 3…2…

I’m not gonna lie– I love the way men taste. A man with a well kept nether region and sweet tasting nectar is guaranteed to make a woman lick her lips with anticipation. There’s nothing less attractive then a man whose love juice tastes of Campbell‘s Chunky New England Clam Chowder.

Time and time again, magazines and websites recycle content about what foods can make your spunk taste better, with nothing much original to say. Eat pineapples, and mangos, they’ll write. Or try some melons and grapes. Yet, it is my opinion that the majority of men and women out there don’t quite take this sweetening process all to seriously, as though it’s a myth, like unicorns or James Franco‘s bisexuality. And for this reason I propose a test to all you curious, sexual beings out there, who need more than verbal wood chips thrown at them .

This is what I’m thinking: A four week sexperiment, whereby participants manipulate and track their diets along with what their partner thinks of their love glue’s taste. If any of you are interested in collaborating together in search of sweeter tasting love juice and sharing it with your fellow peers, hit me up at mmartinez@flisted.com. Think of yourself as a scientist and this is your research!

For the rest of you that want a new way to lighten the load without getting bored of eating the same fruits, here is a a tasty drink promising a tasty seed. Let us know how it works out!

Super Spunk Smoothie

1 cup pineapple, fresh or canned

1 banana, frozen

1 cup apple juice

1/2 tsp ginger

1/2 tsp cinnamon

1/4 tsp nutmeg

1/2 tsp vanilla extract

2 TBS honey

Optional ingredients: 1 raw egg white, 2 TBS wheat germ, 2 TBS flax seed, 1 shot wheatgrass juice

Blend all ingredients in a blender until smooth. Drink immediately. Repeat daily for best results.

Source: DontSpitSwallow.com,

XOXO

Melysa

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