Douchebag of the Day: Hulk Hogan Has Compassion for O.J. Simpson's "Situation"

Honesty is very important to me. I mean, I hate sexist, racist, idiots, but I’d kinda rather people state their beliefs so I can accurately judge them. Who wants to be friends with someone like that? That’s why a part of me appreciates idiots like Hulk Hogan. Because, even though I didn’t really need any confirmation as to what a simple-minded, egotistical retard he is, I kinda like the feeling of knowing I was right: He really is completely retarded.

Via PageSix:

HULK Hogan is sounding homicidal over the way his wife Linda dumped him, forced him out of his $18 million mansion, allegedly started spending his money at the rate of $40,000 a month and dating “some shaggy-haired pool boy 30 years her junior,” Rolling Stone reports. “I could have turned everything into a crime scene, like OJ, cutting everybody’s throat,” he told the magazine. “You live half a mile from the 20,000-square-foot home you can’t go to anymore, you’re driving through downtown Clearwater and see a 19-year-old boy driving your Escalade, and you know that a 19-year-old boy is sleeping in your bed, with your wife . . . I totally understand OJ. I get it.” He and Linda are battling it out in a Florida divorce court, where Linda’s attorney claims she’s entitled to use the car and that Hogan’s claims against her are merely an attempt to control her love life.

Yes, Hulk. You and O.J. Simpson have so much in common. You both couldn’t satisfy your women (no doubt emotionally, mentally, and sexually), and they left your asses for men who are the complete opposite of you, because they couldn’t bare the idea of spending another single effing hour with a meathead. And instead of growing some hair on your cojones, you both coped with the loss via public outcries meant to bring sympathy, only to backfire and bring more heat to your already hairless balls, charring them to a crisp.