Did You Hear, They Outlawed Bukkake in Oregon?

Saturday night sex just became a little less interesting in the state of Oregon.

The Oregon House of Representatives just proposed a new law that would make semen, or other sexual bodily fluids, a second degree sex abuse crime when used as a weapon against someone.

The bill was proposed due to gangs using semen as weapon as part of their initiation rituals. Last June, for example, a man threw love juice on a mother’s face while shopping with her little girl in a Portland Target store.

Oh my God, I can’t imagine shopping at a Target only to find myself dripping in salty baby batter. Ewwwwwww! There’s just something about consenting to it in the bedroom, that suddenly replaces the ewwww with sexxxy. Am I right, or am I right?

Source: OregonLive

Thanks, Dustin!