Douchebag Of The Day: Pete Wentz In Las Vegas

You know, I hate Pete Wentz, and not because he is a loser doughebag that wears stupid ugg boots, even though that doesn’t hurt. But because he’s the sort of schmuck that parties with the world’s ugliest strippers while his even dumber wife Twitters that she misses him. Pete Wentz, we here at Flisted salute you for being our favorite douchbag around.
For more pictures from the party and more photos of Pete doing his duty and being named Douchebag Of The Day keep reading after the jump>>>













The only way that picture makes sense is if that skripper is a tranny. Pete’s all about the “peter.”
Woman’s short hair cut with bangs… check!
Favorite light pink eye shaddow in pocket… check!
Girl panties on… check!
Daily facial scrub from local sperm bank… check!
Emergency enema kit in pocket… check!
Beating off to self in the mirror at least once everyday… check, check, and check!
Discovering half of your wife’s face to be missing when comparing her to old photos of herself…. priceless.