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Your Daily Fug! H&M Isn't Afraid of Vincent Gallo
The term “bad boy” has always perplexed me. There are so many different elements that define what is a bad boy. What do they have to rebel against to be considered salaciously appetizing? Society as a whole, as displayed through style of fashion and music?
Actor Vincent Gallo is certainly a bad boy, albeit it because his humor is twisted, or he his heroin-chic style can sometimes mirror Charles Manson to terrifying proportions. It is for this reason that I am surprised that popular fashion retailer H&M has chosen such a radical pop-culture icon to sell their brand.
I, for one, am a Vincent Gallo fan. I do believe I have seen most of his films, and even own his album When, but I don’t know that I’d select him to sell such a popular clothing line.
After all, this is the man who is not only a writer, director, actor, and musician, but he is also an escort. Yes, for just $50,000 women can discover what Vincent Gallo’s lovejuice tastes like. (Salty? Perhaps a little sweet? Is it extra chunky at times?) Not only that, but for $1,000,000 a person can buy his sperm. Unless, that is, you’re black. Then he doesn’t want any part of it. Um…..
“Mr. Gallo maintains the right to refuse sale of his sperm to those of extremely dark complexions. Though a fan of Franco Harris, Derek Jeter, Lenny Kravitz and Lena Horne, Mr. Gallo does not want to be part of that type of integration. In fact, for the next 30 days, he is offering a $50,000 discount to any potential female purchaser who can prove she has naturally blonde hair and blue eyes. Anyone who can prove a direct family link to any of the German soldiers of the mid-century will also receive this discount.”
I find myself loving Vincent Gallo, like other modern celebrities, on a case-by-case basis. Because when you read shit like that above, it really makes you step back and look at a person. Is that his twisted sense of humor, or is that just how he really thinks? Either way, it’s rather terrifying. Which, again, raises the point: Why did H&M hire him?
Check out his weirdness here. H&M ads below, along with some pics of him.
i havent heard his music or seen his films..lemme know where to find? ….i bet hes jus brain fuckin everyone alllllllll the time…that shit is funnnnnnn…but look..i cant brain fuck someone myself to think im against any kind of integration.
not sure how to take the dick head until i hear or see of him..
did you know the blue eye and blonde trait is a mutation from a long time ago???..mutation in human genes that took the color out of natural eyes/hair….
Vinnie is my favorite Albanian from Eastern Most Eastern Europe…
(he hates it when people say isht like that haha)
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0006718/
why do people actually even put comments ..when they put stupid shit like you jus put……
like dudes on the afternoon pickup …spending they whole time to type… O wow shes hot..id make her babies ha ha ha…..get the fuck outta here..
I can’t follow your comments, but..
#1 Vincent Gallo is a douchebag!!
#2 He is passive aggressive. He is one of those
males who has a sense of entitlement. He is Sicilian, but wishes he were Nordic I guess.. He would insult Sicilians and other Europeans.
#3 Gallo has put out ads for women to pay him for his dirty pathological spirm; just cause pricks like him think he is God’s gift to women.
He even makes racist low blows about Redheads and African American women not being able to pay for it and their being too fat. The irony there is that I think Gallo wants to get with a black girl but his douchy ego just can’t handle it. He thinks he is smarter than everyone, but Gallo is struggling to fulfill society’s ideal of a real man. He just can’t live up to it!