DNA Tests Reveal If Alfie Is The Father!

DNA tests reveal if Alfie is the father!

Earlier this year little Alfie Patten, 13, was revelead to be the father of his 15-year-old girlfriend, Chantelle Steadman’s baby.  Two problems arise out of this, Alfie happens to look like he is 8-years-old and the fact that after the Sun broke this news story everyone in Steadman’s neighborhood claimed to have been with the girl.  This prompted Alfie’s parents to demand for a DNA test.

So, is Alfie the father?  Check it out after the jump>>>Alfie is not the father.  As there have been no official press releases by Alfie or his family it is unknown what he will do at this point.  Earlier he had stated that he’d still want to be apart of Maisie’s life regardless if he were the biological father or not.  However, now that it has been reported that Chantelle Steadman has had intimate sexual relationships with more than half a dozen boys who knows what will happen.  Let’s just say that little Alfie managed the best bullet dodge of all time.  Alfie 1 = Chantelle 0.

Source:  TVNZ

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8 Responses to “DNA Tests Reveal If Alfie Is The Father!”

  1. barb says:

    WHAT THE FEEZY?

  2. DR.FUNK says:

    Run Alfie…RUUUUN!

  3. KingPin says:

    Even if it’s not his, at least you know “it happened”. High five kid! Next comes teacher. This guy is all about setting goals in life!

  4. dzast01 says:

    that kid is not 13…nah man i remember me and my 13 year old ass was out there…we didnt look that young did we?

  5. Lala says:

    LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! HAHAHA. This is some funny shit, people. Dodged a bullet indeed!

  6. LEAVE IT BE says:

    SHOULDA BEEEN ON MAURY?????? YOU ARE NOT THE FATHER…..

  7. dzast01 says:

    im a recent receiver of a dodged bullet from a one night stand chick…i am not the father …whew…celebrate with me!

  8. High 5 for Alfie says:

    Way to go Alfie thats how you knock em down, but since you may be to small for a condom next time pull out and let her take some protein to the face. lol

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