For $700 You Can Get a Powerbook and Tons of Porn. Awesome?

Yesterday I told you about that crazy-ass chick who was charged with Beastiality, a Class D felony, after cops found videos on her computer. They were supposed to be searching for kiddie porn that belonged to her ex, but instead found the files in the trash bin. Yeah, she’s smart. 

Not as smart as this dude, though. Some man put up his Powerbook G4 up for bid on eBay, with a particular incentive to pull in customers: Porn. More specifically, free porn.

Check out the listing:

This is a like new Powerbook G4

there’s only one light scratch on the bottom part of the case, but it’s hard to see from the pictures. The LCD still works, no dead pixels, no heavy darkness etc.

So far, so normal. But then, you see this special note at the bottom:

*******SPECIAL********

Includes over 50 full length porn movies (100 hours)

From such producers as Digital Playground, Brazzers, Vivid, etc.

Given that 50% of used laptops are probably shipping with some level of pornography unintentionally, I guess you might as well advertise it. But even still, that $700 starting bid price seems a tad high for the machine…and free keyboard sterilization really should be bundled in with the offer.

That’s cool and all, but just ’cause there’s porn on the computer, doesn’t mean it’s good porn. It could be like “Clown Fuckers #3″ or “Trailer Trash Whores #4.” Rest assure, that sh!t isn’t giving you a boner. I speak from experience.

Source: Gizmodo