Christmas Have Cometh Early, Ya'll

Britney Spears shopping at Adriano Goldschmied Boutique with her son in Beverly Hills, September 20

Now this is what I call entertainment! Some Joe Schmo has stepped forth claiming to have made a sex tape with our favorite train wreck, Britney Spears. The 28-year-old man said the two met at 1 a.m. in the bar of the Four Seasons hotel in Hawaii on June 7, where they then partied it up in Brit’s room.

“It was just normal, we didn’t do anything crazy,” he tells In Touch. “It was a little disappointing. It lasted for about 25 minutes and then we passed out.”

Forget Pamela or Paris, this stuff is gold! Her teeth were probably orange from all the Cheetos stuck in her teeth. And you know this trailor trash doesn’t shave or wax her vajayjay. Her pubes probably got Cheetos stuck in it too!

Britney Spears shopping at Adriano Goldschmied Boutique with her son in Beverly Hills, September 20Britney Spears shopping at Adriano Goldschmied Boutique with her son in Beverly Hills, September 20Britney Spears shopping at Adriano Goldschmied Boutique with her son in Beverly Hills, September 20Britney Spears shopping at Adriano Goldschmied Boutique with her son in Beverly Hills, September 20

Britney Spears shopping at Adriano Goldschmied Boutique with her son in Beverly Hills, September 20Britney Spears shopping at Adriano Goldschmied Boutique with her son in Beverly Hills, September 20Britney Spears shopping at Adriano Goldschmied Boutique with her son in Beverly Hills, September 20Britney Spears shopping at Adriano Goldschmied Boutique with her son in Beverly Hills, September 20

More photos after the jump!

Britney Spears shopping at Adriano Goldschmied Boutique with her son in Beverly Hills, September 20Britney Spears shopping at Adriano Goldschmied Boutique with her son in Beverly Hills, September 20Britney Spears shopping at Adriano Goldschmied Boutique with her son in Beverly Hills, September 20

Britney Spears shopping at Adriano Goldschmied Boutique with her son in Beverly Hills, September 20Britney Spears shopping at Adriano Goldschmied Boutique with her son in Beverly Hills, September 20Britney Spears shopping at Adriano Goldschmied Boutique with her son in Beverly Hills, September 20

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  1. robbyrob says:

    I would love to see Brit’s vajayjay in action!! wonder if it is going to come out!

    http://www.spymac.com/details/?2272854

  2. lola says:

    Why in the fuk is one eye blue, and one brown. She is plain stupid trash to the MAX!!!!! Fukkin pitiful!!!

  3. PinkyToe says:

    How very Marilyn-Mansonish with the blue-eye/brown-eye contacts.

    But why she is wearing contacts AND glasses?

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