Douchebag Of The Day: The Wife Beater In An "I <3 My Marriage" T-Shirt

If you’re going to beat down your wife, try not to do it while wearing a “I <3 My Marriage” T-shirt.

For more on the purported abuser and a gallery of odd mugshots keep reading after the jump>>>

32-year-old Florida resident, Bradley Gellert was arrested after an altercation occurred with his wife and he choked her out.  Gellert won’t be winning any husband of the year contests happened to be wearing a t-shirt that said, “I <3 My Marriage.”  Perhaps he does or did earlier in the day before the fight occurred, but at some point, Gellert was not a fan of his own marriage or more specifically, his wife.

According to reports by The Smoking Gun here is what that douche bag did to his wife:

According to a police report, Gellert, pictured in the below mug shot, got into an argument with his wife and “screamed at the victim and threw numerous items.” He then allegedly “grabbed the victim’s neck and strangled her,” which “prevented the victim from breathing normally.” Gellert’s wife subsequently fled the couple’s Apollo Beach home and went to a nearby sheriff’s office to report the incident. Investigators noted that the woman had been “taken to the ground by the arrestee and suffered an abrasion to her knee and red marks on her neck.”

Man, as a woman I know I can be a real pain in the ass.  Last week I was pmsing and went to crazy town on my boyfriend, which is terrible and wrong and I apologized.  However, he didn’t raise a hand to me in any way because he is not a douche like Bradley Gellert.  There is no right reason to hit a woman, just ask Chris Brown.