Would a McGangBang By Any Other Name Taste As Sweet?

Stoners rejoice! There’s a new munchie in town. (Health nuts need not apply!)

The McGangbang, the original “word-of-mouth” McDonald’s burger that fuses an entire McChicken sandwich inside a double cheeseburger from two separate dollar menu items, totaling $2.16.

“It’s kind of like having a threesome with two ugly chicks. While it’s happening you’re stoked, because hey threesome!!! But once you’re finished it kinda sinks in about what you’ve done.”

I’ve always wanted to have a threesome with two ugly chicks and live with the regret. It’s like God read my mind, and squirted some extra mustard to top it off.

Via EatMeDaily.com via Nerve.com‘s Scanner blog:

The Earliest Appearance of the McGangBang

The earliest appearance of the term McGangBang was May 26, 2006, on a page on Urban Dictionary devoted to the McGangBang. User jenifurr wrote that it was “originally started at Daytona Beach ISB McDonalds” — but this version used two cheeseburgers and a spicy chicken sandwich (total of $3.21). User McWayne posted on October 19, 2008, saying that it was made with a double cheeseburger instead of two cheeseburgers.

Bonus: the Unprotected McGangBang

There’s also an “Unprotected McGangBang” — Urban Dictionary calls it “different than McGangBang because there is a spicy mcchicken instead of a mcchicken.”

Never mind. The more I read about the McGangBang, the more I wanna vomit. All I can think of is Dennis Rodman‘s blowing his mayonnaise all over Carmen Electra clones at a McDonald’s. Clearly, I’m not as creative a stoner as the creator of the McGangbang. Sick, yes. Creative, no.

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