What's New Pussycat? Rihanna's Weapons of Choice are Long and Pink (No, Not Dildos)

I haven’t really kept up with the Rihanna-Chris Brown fiasco after it was revealed the Barbadian singer has continued her relationship with him and will not testify against her alleged batterer in court. Did they get married after all? Are they really make a duet together? I have no clue.

What I do know is that Chris better behave the next time he sees her. He might have gotten away with hitting her in the past, but if he is smart he won’t try that crap again. At least not while she’s got those claws for nails. Whether or not she’ll Wolverine his jugular or his nutsack, remains unclear, but I doubt his balls want to take that chance.

Check out pics of Rihanna leaving Da Silvano restaurant in New York City Saturday, this way. >>>