Hairy Lady Tacos & Ass Cracks Could Plague NJ

Ladies, if you like the feeling of your man’s tongue lapping at your silky, freshly-waxed, lower lips, don’t make plans to move to New Jersey. As if the Garden State wasn’t bad enough already, their Board of Cosmetology and Hairstyling recently proposed to ban genital waxing from salons and spas statewide.

An excerpt from the agency’s proposal, via The State of New Jersey’s Division of Consumer Affairs online:

“In addition to these practices, the proposed new rule prohibits licensees and shop owners from performing or offering to perform eyebrow and/or eyelash tinting, the removal of hair from the genital area, the removal of skin tags and teeth whitening or other services related to the beautification of the teeth.”

A spokeswhore for New Jersey’s Division of Consumer Affairs, said that the proposal is the result of complaints to the board from two women who were injured and hospitalized.

I’m no waxing licensee, but as a woman I can assure you no woman feels comfortable with a man licking her razor-burned taco. It’s infuriating to think they are going to let two women with over-waxed tacos and ass cracks determine hygiene for the rest of tax payers across the state. That’s bull. 

Someone should look into whether or not those ladies did their research. Any woman with half a brain knows you just don’t open the yellow pages and pick a place at random. C’mon, dude. They’re spreading hot wax on your taco and/or ass lips. It’s kinda like searching for the perfect c()ck– You want the best you can find!

The Board of Cosmetology next meets on April 14.

Source: Philly.com via Nerve.com‘s Scanner blog.