Douchebag Of The Day: Lindsay Lohan Is Wanted By The Police

Can anyone explain to me exactly how hard it is to adhere to the specifics of your probation.  It should be especially easy when you’re a tawdry celebutant that has people handling your life for you.  I guess I have no idea what I’m talking about since it turns out Miss Linsday Lohan has got herself in trouble with the law again.

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The Beverly Hills police department has issued a warrant for Lindsay Lohan’s arrest.  They’re claiming that it has something to do with the violation of her parole agreement. Lindsay and her attorney are claiming that the entire thing is a misunderstanding that is being done to ruin her name further. Or as Lindsay is reported to have said in an exclusive interview with PerezHilton.com, “This warrant for my arrest is completely fabricated and its a horrendous lie. This will make me loose every single deal that I have right now. Its horrible.”

Earlier this morning, in what the police are claiming was an unrelated issue, the police showed up at the Samantha Ronson’s house, a residence which Lindsay resides with her girlfriend. The police were apparently there for a domestic disturbance report coming from Ronson’s house. The two women never opened the door for the police, but a window was reportedly broken during the blowout fight between the women.

Honestly, if I had a warrant out for my arrest I would probably be doing something more important than having a huge fight with my lover. I know that sounds pretty basic, but the fact that Lindsay Lohan cannot even make a decision like that shows how totally out of touch with reality she is.