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Who the Fug is That? Anorexics Make My Nipples Hard
Is it wrong that I’m turned on right now? (Answer: No)
Kidding, of course.
Check out these pics of of Czech model Eva Herzigova vacationing in St. Barts earlier this week.
The minute I saw these pics I fried me up a sausage and swallowed it whole. I didn’t even chew that sh!t. I just deep-throated it. (Peter North would have been proud!)
I don’t know why I’m surprised that a model is anorexic. It’s just that, with the exception of fashion magazines and men whose boners more closely resemble pig-in-a-blanket-sized hot dogs, don’t these women realize seeing a woman’s chest plate does not equate with the word sexy?
Not all men crave tits the size of Denise Milani‘s or Jessica Simpson‘s, but when a woman’s sagging tits are clinging to a body that looks like dried-up chicken bones, there’s no way there looking at you and thinking, “I want to leave my scent all over that.”
Am I right, or am I right?
Dead on, she’s too slender. Put some meat on those bones. Men could see their member poking out her tummy if they did her!
oh, btw Mel, post those pics of you swallowing the sausages, like those corn-dogs!
I would NOT hit that. Sorry, I like the curves on a real woman. I tried giving a neck and shoulder massage to a bag o’ bones once and will never do that again.
She’s needs at least a good 15 or even 20 lbs on her frail frame. That’s way to damn thin, but then again, she’s a “model”, meaning the closer to death or a stick figure, the better.
The sad part is she probably thinks she looks really hot.
@ whoknows
Have you ever tried deepthroating a sausage and taking photos of yourself at the same time? Who do you think I am, a magician?!
XOXO
Melysa
F-Listed
Hey I have almost the same body and I am far from being anorexic! Is it just so wrong to be naturally skinny? Why should I be ashamed of that?!
@ Dominika,
I believe in exercise and good nutrition. If you really do look like Eva, you should seriously consider getting a routine physical, as well as seeing a nutritionist. If only because maybe then you’ll see that you’re really not supposed to be THAT skinny.
XOXO
Melysa
http://www.Flisted.com
Hey Melysa,
thnx for advice, I am a dancer, work out for 3 times a week and eat like any other normal person. I have been skinny for all my life, and dont see a reason why I /or Eva/ should be considered rexi. Anorexics look way worse than this. So please dont spread articles like this to mislead people.
I think Melysa’s main point was:
“Not all men crave tits the size of Denise Milani’s or Jessica Simpson’s, but when a woman’s sagging tits are clinging to a body that looks like dried-up chicken bones, there’s no way there looking at you and thinking, “I want to leave my scent all over that.”
I whole-heartedly agree.
(And the thing is… Eva was much healthier earlier.)
@ Dominika,
The last thing that I will say is that you should also take into consideration that you might be the exception, and not the rule.
XOXO
Melysa
http://www.flisted.com
PS – Eva has not looked this dramatically thin in the past. If you find a pic, I will kindly admit default.
I look like this and I work HARD to get it! My doctor says I am in perfect health because I eat clean and work out. I have a physical every year. I also get more attention from men than I want – so not every man thinks I look like a ‘pile of chicken bones’. Better than a sack of sausages if you ask me.
Flat feet, no calves. [Hey, you put yourself out there, here I am!]