Comments on: Douchebag of the Day: Chuck Norris Threatens to Run for President http://www.flisted.com/69190/douchebag-of-the-day-chuck-norris-wants-to-run-for-president/ Hot Celebrity Snatch Mon, 13 Feb 2012 20:37:20 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.2.1 By: Foobialaf http://www.flisted.com/69190/douchebag-of-the-day-chuck-norris-wants-to-run-for-president/#comment-12874 Foobialaf Fri, 19 Jun 2009 17:47:04 +0000 http://flisted.com/?p=69190#comment-12874 very very nice community. new article <a href="http://www.amateure-privat.biz/ELEN20.html" rel="nofollow"> nice chicks</a> hau rein very very nice community.

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]]> By: Shawn http://www.flisted.com/69190/douchebag-of-the-day-chuck-norris-wants-to-run-for-president/#comment-12873 Shawn Mon, 16 Mar 2009 00:48:45 +0000 http://flisted.com/?p=69190#comment-12873 He's advocating treason and sedition. At the first hint of rebellion he should be put against a wall and shot. Then we burn Texas to a cinder as an example. He’s advocating treason and sedition. At the first hint of rebellion he should be put against a wall and shot. Then we burn Texas to a cinder as an example.

]]> By: yoanna http://www.flisted.com/69190/douchebag-of-the-day-chuck-norris-wants-to-run-for-president/#comment-12872 yoanna Thu, 12 Mar 2009 12:16:24 +0000 http://flisted.com/?p=69190#comment-12872 He'd probably be better than that spend crazy Obama that's in office now. I know George screwed up, but Dayum, President Pelosi, er Obama, has tripled the deficit. Shame people didn't listen to what he had planned for us. He’d probably be better than that spend crazy Obama that’s in office now. I know George screwed up, but Dayum, President Pelosi, er Obama, has tripled the deficit. Shame people didn’t listen to what he had planned for us.

]]> By: Weird Beard http://www.flisted.com/69190/douchebag-of-the-day-chuck-norris-wants-to-run-for-president/#comment-12871 Weird Beard Wed, 11 Mar 2009 20:58:09 +0000 http://flisted.com/?p=69190#comment-12871 A blind man once stepped on Chuck Norris' shoe. Chuck replied, "Don't you know who I am? I'm Chuck Norris!" The mere mention of his name cured this man blindness. Sadly the first, last, and only thing this man ever saw, was a fatal roundhouse delivered by Chuck Norris. Okay, one more... When observing a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick in slow motion, one finds that Chuck Norris actually rapes his victim in the ass, smokes a cigarette with Dennis Leary, and then roundhouse kicks them in the face. ...he may be a douch but he makes for some of the best jokes. A blind man once stepped on Chuck Norris’ shoe. Chuck replied, “Don’t you know who I am? I’m Chuck Norris!” The mere mention of his name cured this man blindness. Sadly the first, last, and only thing this man ever saw, was a fatal roundhouse delivered by Chuck Norris.

Okay, one more…

When observing a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick in slow motion, one finds that Chuck Norris actually rapes his victim in the ass, smokes a cigarette with Dennis Leary, and then roundhouse kicks them in the face.

…he may be a douch but he makes for some of the best jokes.

]]> By: Melysa, F-Listed writer/editor http://www.flisted.com/69190/douchebag-of-the-day-chuck-norris-wants-to-run-for-president/#comment-12870 Melysa, F-Listed writer/editor Wed, 11 Mar 2009 20:00:49 +0000 http://flisted.com/?p=69190#comment-12870 You raise a good point. XOXO Melysa F-Listed You raise a good point.

XOXO

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]]> By: jblcn1042 http://www.flisted.com/69190/douchebag-of-the-day-chuck-norris-wants-to-run-for-president/#comment-12869 jblcn1042 Wed, 11 Mar 2009 19:19:30 +0000 http://flisted.com/?p=69190#comment-12869 And he would most likely win. Not like being president of Texas is anything big these days. And he would most likely win. Not like being president of Texas is anything big these days.

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