SNATCH LOVERS

Let’s Be Honest, People. Your Baby Doesn’t Do Sh*t. (Holy Taco)

The Daily Bikini: Cindy Crawford (Celebslam)

Revealed: Chris Brown’s Manager Tina Davis is Mystery Text Woman (Bossip)

Sightings: Salma Enjoys the Married Life (Lossip)

Jimmy Kimmel Talks Silverman Break Up on The View (Jewssip)

OctoMom loses a publicist, gains a house (The Blemish)

Kerry Katona Sells Breasts On Ebay For Charity (Tittle Tattle)

Holly Madison is your dream neighbor (HQ-Celebrity)

Hayden Panettiere is Turning Into a Diva (Anything Hollywood)

Sex or Yoga? (Liquid Generation)

Trent Edwards: From One Death to the Next (NFL Juice)

Super Two’s Day: Rebecca Romijn (Complex)

FROM THE F-LISTED FORUM

Kourtney Kardashian Struts Her Stuff on the Red Carpet for Barbies 50th B-Day Party

Sacrilege

Study: College men want their dates to drink less

Heidi Klum’s “The Perfect One Bra” Ads

Cops Confiscate $1 Million Worth of Drugs From Hippie Stoners at Phish Reunion Shows

Anna Kournikova Photoshoot for K-Swiss

Obama Wants American Schools Competitive

Britney Spears Turquoise Bikini Candids Sunbathing Pool in Miami