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March 10, 2009 @ 11:41 AM / By Melysa F-Listed contributing writer
How to Pee With Morning Wood: An Illustrative Guide
Ever struggled with taking a piss when you wake up, your morning wood complicating the situation? Then guess what, your prayers have finally been answered!
“The Superman” is my favorite. I’d kill to walk in on a man doing that one! “The Girly Man,” on the other hand, not so much.
Word of advice men, if you pee sitting down, don’t ever let us ladies find out. We might as well have rushed you to the hospital with a hamster buried up your ass!
How to Pee With Morning Wood: An Illustrative Guide in 3…2…1…
Source: SexHax.com via sex educator Violet Blue‘s TinyNibbles.com
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How to Pee With Morning Wood, It's a Man's World, Violet Blue
I just piss in the shower…I don’t dig Kama Sutra on the toilet…
I don’t know man, if I had a penis I’d be compelled to try some of these moves out!
XOXO
Melysa
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I do number 4 if I have to pee, or number 3 if I have to dump, or just pee in the shower. Looks like you could do some interesting exercises in there too.
*THUMP* Wife: what’s going on in there?? *knock knock*
Husband: Oh uh…nothing. I’m..stretching. That’s it.
AWESOME!!!!!!! I’m trying the superman pose tomarrow morning. Thanks for the lesson ya’ll!
I love when my man has morning wood.