March 10, 2009 @ 10:53 AM / By Sabrina Cognata Managing Editor
Video Of The Day: Turtle Rape

No, really, that turtle is a rapist. Trust me on this. Maybe he doesn’t wear a mask or eat pizza, but he’s a rapist. Oh, and he’s definitely not a ninja either. He is however the funniest little turtle raping a shoe and it is hilarious. Especially the little noise he makes.
Check the video out after the jump>>>






That shoe just got Turtle Waxed!
Gross! his peepee is big for such a little guy. but he’s cute.