Gadgets & Gizmozs: The Super Pooper

If you’ve ever had an accident with a toilet that wasn’t exactly efficient at disposing of your garbage then this super toilet will work wonders for your, um, messes.  Let me introduce you to the Quattro by St. Thomas.  This mega john has the power of ten men or ten horses or whatever can suck the testicles right off you with the power of one mega flush.

Actually, my boyfriend and I used one of these things recently and that’s exactly what he commented after sitting on it to take a dump, once he’s 80 and has balls that are hanging mega low this thing would suck them off with one clean swoop, err flush, whatever?

Anyways, if you want to be amazed by the sheer flushing power of this toilet then keep reading after the jump.  All I have to say is that any toilet that can flush 18 hot dogs can kindly dispose of my human waste.>>>