Don't Trust Your Lady Friend? Throw Some Hot Sauce in Your Used Condoms… Or Just Break Up

Men, if you don’t trust your woman, dump her! Don’t stick around and wait for her to poke holes in the condoms (It’s been done), or use some lame excuse like her doctor said she can’t take birth control while on antibiotics (It’s also been done). I can’t get over the stories I hear of women going to ridiculous lengths to keep a man, that, if they were to follow their female intuition, does not love her.

If you think your girlfriend or f*ck buddy is crazy, chances are she probably is. Same thing for the women. If you think your man is cheating on you and you deserve to be treated better, chances are your suspicions are true. 

The reason I bring this up is because of an interesting piece I recently read at Salon.com about men who “add hot sauce to the contents of their used condoms [...] so sneaky women could not use them to get knocked up. ” Um, are you effing serious. Picture this in real time. Close your eyes and pan out and visualize millions of men right now getting their used condom out of the trash and putting hot sauce in it so their crazy girlfriends, mistresses, or lovers don’t use the contents to get knocked-up. Isn’t that completely absurd?

I guess it hits close to home ’cause I just found out my cousin’s girlfriend is pregnant and we all saw that coming. But you know what? He deserves it for going out with a materialistic cunt with no personality. Now we’re stuck with her. So instead of putting Tabasco in your used condoms, do yourself a favor and follow your intuition and break up with her now before your stuck with her being a part of your life forever.

I’m sure plenty of you will agree and disagree with what I just said. Let me hear what you have to say. I love a good conversation!!! 

XOXO

Melysa

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