Pick-Up Today: Girlfriend-isms

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We all know that women never say what they really want. But is that always true?

No. Definitely not. It all depends on the girl, the situation, and the nature of the relationship.

Many girls enjoy testing guys and seeing what they really think. That’s why they do that crap. Other times, they are going to speak their mind honestly.

Examples:

The Test:

“I’m not coming over anymore…” – means: “Please tell your friends to leave and spend the night with me instead.”

The Trick:

“I’m thinking about getting a boob job.” – means: “Tell me I don’t need a boob job.”

The Truth:

“All you care about is sex! You never listen!” – means: ” I’m really pissed and we both know this is true, so I’m going to bitch about it!”

“I don’t care if we go out and stuff. That’s not why I like you.” – means: “I don’t like you for money or anything, BUT you better take me out!”

“I know we always do what I want to, so let’s do something you want to do.” – means: “I know we always do what I want to (and it seems to be working fine.)”

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5 Responses to “Pick-Up Today: Girlfriend-isms”

  1. lora says:

    I agree my loser bf never takes me out ANYWHERE EVER and I say the same thing. b/c when I actually do ask him to take me out he ignores me so I feel less let down if i say “I don’t care if we go out and stuff. That’s not why I like you.”

  2. uglysexy says:

    the girl on the right is kind of cute…do you have her number?

    http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0006718/

  3. rek says:

    “I’m thinking about getting a boob job.” – means: “Tell me I don’t need a boob job.”

    okay.. that’s just fucked up.. i’m not even going to thank ya’ll for tellin me because it wont stop my face from lighting up with glee. i’m just goign to know that i fucked up..

  4. rek says:

    which is worse

  5. I hate to interpret what girls think, you know its just crazy well it makes you crazy.

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