Whose Bun Would You Butter? Alessandra Ambrosio vs. Marisa Miller vs. Miranda Kerr
The 2009 Victoria’s Secret Swimsuit Catalog is out and you know what that means! Hundreds of VS catalogs will soon be found under the mattresses of underage boys across the country, their pages glued together my natural fluids.
Actually, nowadays that probably isn’t the case. After all, we have the Internet. Anyone can get anything on the Internet, and I’ve never known of any parent to put parental blocks, so Victoria’s Secret catalogs as pseudo X-rated entertainment is slowly becoming a thing of the past.
They may not be revealing enough for extreme pervs to whip it out, but that certainly doesn’t mean you can’t look at the photos and fantasize about what they’d look like naked and in your arms, yearning for your touch.
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Needs a number 4, that one model with no belly button!
alessandra…my pic…..marissa has nice tatas tho…but im bored with blondes unless they blow my mind mentally…which is very possible..so id have to meet chick…..but by what i visual…alessandra..mami
How about neither? Alessandra Ambrosio’s to thin, odd calfs and has a rough un-feminine face. Marisa Miller’s to big in the chest for her body, ikky lips and looks rather bland. Miranda Kerr is just plain odd in the face but does have a body, still w/o a face it’s meaningless.
Fuck you Chris!
“Too big in the chest for her body”?
What in the fuck??