Whose Bun Would You Butter? Megan Fox vs. Adriana Lima

I’ve got some happy news and some sad news for you today, boys and girls. Let’s start with the good news: Megan Fox is single! Woo-hoo! The brunette beauty has finally come to her senses and broken off her engagement to her fiance, douche B.A.G.
The sad news, however, is that Brazilian supermodel Adriana Lima is officially off the market. It was recently announced that her and Serbian NBA player Marko Jarić tied the knot earlier this month, and rumor has it she might even be knocked-up. That’s right, she’s not a virgin anymore.
Ugh, what a waste. The dude finally gets to stick his sausage in her taco and the chick comes out preggers. Why by the cow if you’re not going to have time to poke it in the whiskers without a baby crying in the background?
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Pics of both girls to help you decide after the cut!













Instead of either of the icky girls. I’d sure like that big NBA player to butter my buns!
You made it hard this time around but Megan Fox is single again!
I choose her
she is so hot♥
Are you kidding me? Marko Jaric… weak! Gotta aim a little higher than that honey bunny. Obviously, she knows nothing about NBA B-ball.
Adriana DUH! Megan is pretty but Adriana is EPIC!
exactly Aj just what i was going to post there is no one as good as Adriana