Your Daily Fug! Val Kilmer Isn't The Geico Caveman?

Sorry for the delay folks, I was having one of the best sex dreams in my life ever, and I may love you roosters and clams to the planets and back, but a quality sex dream always (always!) comes first!

Anyhoo, so Val Kilmer was at Mardi Gras in New Orleans this week and… wait, let’s back up for a sec. Did anyone else think the Geico Cavemen were this dude in disguise? Seriously, the first time I saw those human hairballs I bet my ex a blowjob it was him. In case you’re wondering who won the bet, let’s just say I ended up on my knees that afternoon (but really, because I wanted to!).

I’m not sure what’s going on in these pics, but that’s probably ’cause I’ve never been to N.O. for Mardi Gras. Apparently this is all dressed up as this year’s King of the Krewe of Bacchus in the 2009 Krewe of Bacchus Parade yesterday, but all I know is I can see up his skirt and my pink velvet sausage wallet isn’t interested.