WTF?! Man Loses Penis In Meat Grinding Accident

A meat grinder.

Two things that should never be in the same sentence ever are meat grinder and penis.  And here they are, the infamous meat grinder-penis incident.

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A 23-year-old Brisbane man’s penis was injured in a meat grinder and had to be rushed to the hospital.  The man was working in Northgate, Austraila when the indicent occured.

According to the Brisbane Times:

A Department of Emergency Services spokeswoman could not identify the type of grinder that had injured the man or detail how he came in contact with the device.

Although the extent of his injuries is not known, paramedics who treated the man at the scene were able to stem the bleeding.

So the extend of his injuries are unknown, but I am fairly sure it means he probably lost his penis. Please, oh please don’t say he tried to have sex with the meat grinder. If that’s the case he’s either the dumbest or the craziest man I have ever come across.

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5 Responses to “WTF?! Man Loses Penis In Meat Grinding Accident”

  1. uglysexy says:

    never grind beef in the nude

    http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0006718/

  2. jblcn1042 says:

    man if that’s true he is really a dumbass.

  3. jamman says:

    those meat grinders are such bitches.

  4. Tamaria Montgomery says:

    The reason paramedics were able to stem the bleeding is that he had his pants on. This sort of thing happens all the time with hands and feet, but since the industrial revolution, it wasn’t too unusual for men to lose legs and genitals attempting to step over running equipment in factories.

    He was probably completely ignoring the machine, trying to reach something hanging over it.

    Granted, he’s still stupid, straddling running equipment, completely ignoring the danger his most sensitive parts were in.

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