Your Daily Fug! Madonna's Neck Hair is Turning Me On

For a second there, I felt my taco start to tingle when I saw this pic, but then I remembered I don’t get turned on by aging crazies with facial hair and the tingle went away.

Was Madonna ever really sexy to begin with? I remember emulating her style when I was a little girl, but the older I got she might as well have been a pregnant woman doing porn. Yes, that’s how grossed out I am by Madonna.

I appreciate her attempt at educating us that sex isn’t one-dimensional and that, if you let your guard down, it can be the best thing since sliced bread (what idiot came up with that phrase?), but her desperate desire to cling on to her youth makes this photo of her neck hair/possible old-people veins that much sweeter.