Oscar Winners, Plus Gallery of Female Attendees

The 81st Annual Academy Awards took place last night, and I hear it was a real hoot of a time. I wouldn’t know, I was playing “Twister” with a blindfold and a real good male friend of mine, if you know what I’m saying.

If you too were busy playing Twister”with yourself or a sexy gal and missed the awards, here’s the list of the night’s big winners. 

Best Picture: “Slumdog Millionaire”

Actor in a Leading Role: Sean Penn for “Milk”

Actress in a Leading Role: Kate Winslet for “The Reader”

Best Directing: “Slumdog Millionaire”

Actor is a Supporting Role: Heath Ledger for “The Dark Knight”

Actress in a Supporting Role: Penelope Cruz for “Vicky Cristina Barcelona”

Full list of winners here.

Gallery of all the beautiful female attendees after the cut!