Who the Fug is That? Aging Playmates Need to Learn When to Stop Clamoring for Our Attention

Next month’s issue of Playboy Magazine has this aging celebrity listed as one of the hottest starlets of 2009, saying, “A strong PETA supporter, she would rather go nude than wear fur. We would prefer that too.” I don’t know who the writers over at Playboy are, but they really ought to get their eyes checked, because this is one aging piece of white meat we really need not see nude anymore.

If I’d written that entry it would have read something like this: “A strong PETA supporter, she cares more about animals than the emotional baggage she’s undoubtedly leave on her children. She would rather go nude than wear fur, but really, who even cares anymore?” I guess this is why they never print what I submit to them. Bastards!Who else could this walking train wreck be, but Pam Anderson? She was the surprise runway celebrity in Richie Rich‘s Blondes Have More Fun Fall/Winter 2009 Fashion Collection in NYC yesterday.

You should see the pic Playboy used to accompany their blurb about the 41-year-old in next month’s issue. (See the uncensored nude pic here.) Her nipples have been sliced so much she looks like a can processed meat. Spam Anderson, do us all a favor, and keep your clothes on, please. I beseech you!

More HOrrifying pics below… if you dare.