Teen Student Arrested for Texting in Class; Hides Cell Phone Up Her Chocolate Starfish Canal

A 14-year-old girl was arrested earlier this week and charged with disorderly conduct after she refused to quit texting during her high school math class. The student originally denied having a phone on her, but the device was eventually recovered when frisked by a female cop. According to the report filed by Wisconsin’s Wauwatosa Police Department, the phone was recovered from “the buttocks area” of the teenager.

Damn, that was her immediate reaction? ‘Let me save my ass by shoving my phone up it?’ Sounds like this chick is familiar with the concept of using her chocolate canal as a storage shed. She probably has a pack of Camels, some Redbull, and her PSP stored away for days when texting all day just isn’t entertaining enough. She really ought to quit with the texting. That sh!t will give your carpal tunnel. Then how will she scroll her *ahem* mouse while surfing for porn on the ‘net?

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