Lily Allen Lets Loose On Stage in Short Shorts

Now this is what I like to see! I’m not really sure what’s going on in these pictures of British bad girl Lily Allen, but I know it involves denim shorts, white flats, and an oversized T-shirt. How has such a combination won me over?!

If this was Paris Hilton or Aubrey O’Day, I’d be calling them out for being skanks right about now. Thing is, while Paris looks retarded and desperate while doing her ‘look at how sexy I am’ armpit swagger dance, Lily looks like a girl just letting loose and having some innocent fun.

Sometimes it’s sexier to see a woman who just wants to have a good time, as opposed to a girl who is so desperate for attention, you can tell her efforts are forced and unauthentic. Ultimately, truth always wins. It’s why we all hate Paris Hilton. All the money in the world couldn’t mask her unabashed apathy for anyone other than herself.