Your Daily Fug! I Like My Trannies with A Bit More Meat on Their Bones

Former ANTM winner Jaslene Gonzalez attended the Domenico Vacca Fall 2009 fashion show during Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week in NYC yesterday, looking her usual frail self, complete with Adam’s apple and everything. 

I’m not saying it’s impossible to be naturally skinny, but it’s highly more likely the cause for a woman to be this rail thin is because she has an eating disorder or a drug habit. I have dildoes thicker thank her entire body!

Someone needs to serve the Puerto Rican model a giant heap of some arroz con chorizo with tostones. I’d say McDonald’s, but that sh!t is gross! Every time I get the late night munchies and drop in on McD’s I end up vomiting for hours, no exaggeration. I don’t know what their burgers are made out of, but it sure as hell isn’t beef!

What Jaslene needs is a healthy regiment of protein and veggies with some whole grains and some weekly trips to the gym to keep her in tip top shape. If that doesn’t work, she should at least be able to find a man to squirt a batch or two of his salty protein shake down her throat!