Stuff For Your Other Head: Erection Detector

If you ever wanted to know how powerful your erection truly is then this is for you.  The Erectile Quality Monitor will let help you to gauge your most magnificent hard on so that you can brag to it to all your lady friends.

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The Erectile Quality Monitor (EQM) may inspire circle jerks in order for you to prove your true prowess in front of your friends.  Although, it was not the inventors intention.  The EQM was initially developed to help men with erectile dysfuntion be able to gauge the strength and power of their erections, with the hope of helping to improve sexual prowess or to let the user know they should seek help from a medical professional.

Basically, you try to get your Johnson as hard as possible and then you press the EQM against the tip without causing it to bend, (and if you will press your penis hard enough to make it bend, maybe that’s why your d*icks having problems getting hard).  After you do this the hardness of your penis will register on the machine.  It will rate the rigidity of your penis against what it needed for penetration by colors.  Basically you do not want to end up the end red zone cause that means your penis is definitely broken.

It will use this as it’s base number and from that point on it will gauge your erections against this number.  Basically you want to keep it as hard as you did the first time, if not harder.  Man, this sounds like a game.  Actually, this reminds me of when I got a breathalizer to help prevent drunk driving and all it did was cause a bunch of drinking contests and let me know for sure I was too drunk to drive because I was passed out in an alley somewhere.  I guess it worked to prevent drunk driving.