Douchebag of the Day: Kate Moss is Pregnant and Smoking (Literally, Not Figuratively)

Last month Kate Moss was photographed smoking cigarettes while sporting, what was rumored to be, a baby bump. Now 12 weeks along, News of the World says the notorious bad girl is starting to tell friends that she is in fact expecting, which means, chances are she was pregnant in these pics of her smoking cigarettes while scratching her fish taco.

I don’t care what any of you lung-cancer haters say, smoking cigarettes makes a b!tch look cool.  Except for, you know, the smell. And the taste. And the way it makes your face look like an old pair of extra wrinkled balls. And the fact that it makes your kids come out retarded. On second thought, maybe they’re not so cool after all.

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