Your Daily Fug! Inappropriate Photo of Miley Cyrus and Her Older Bush-Eyebrow Boyfriend

A new photo has surfaced of 16-year-old Miley Cyrus and her 20-year-old boyfriend Justin Gaston kissing in bed. It’s not the best quality pic, but I between her pucker and his bushy eyebrows, you can totally tell who these two turds in the pic are. 

Everyone’s all bent out of shape because this relationship is clearly illegal, and if it was anyone else they’re asses would be arrested, but the more I see these two, the more I want them together.

I mean, think back at who you dated/were hooking up with when you were 16. I lost my virginity one summer at 16 with this dude I went to high school with that had the most succulent lips. We were drinking and stoned and horny and it just kinda happen. It was interesting, but definitely not romantic, by far.

He may not have been a 20-year-old rich underwear model, and thank God for that! These two turds deserve each other. Miley Cyrus makes for wonderful birth control and parenting tips. I would rather be the Octoplet Mom than have one Miley or Justin. Something tells me his version of porn is watching himself in the mirror.

What was your first time like? I want to hear all about it! I love talking about these kinds of stuff!

UPDATE! My mind started wandering to first times and I just had to reminisce with scenes from “Welcome to the Dollhouse.” That movie cracks me up. Fast forward to 5:00.