WTF?! Dutch Porn Stach Goes Missing

Like that play on words, a porn stash, get it? God, I am all sorts of hilarious.  The facts are sort of hazy, but a Dutch town has lost their entire porn archive.  How do you lose an archive of specialty porn?

Find out after the jump>>>

Actually, no one is for sure how you lose an entire collection of porn, but the Dutch have managed to do it.  Officials have not yet identified the material in question to be stolen, however, they are not sure where the archived pornography is either.  The pornography is considered to be priceless as it’s derivatives of the small Dutch town of Leeuwarden  and most of it is one of a kind and irreplaceable.

The city’s historical official Erik Krikke says that it may have been taken on accident by a visitor or an employee.  To ensure it’s swift return, Krikke says anyone that has the material can return it, no questions asked.

According to the Canadian Press:

The collection included a copy of the rare February 1998 edition of Dutch Playboy, Krikke added.

It featured women from each of 11 Dutch cities along the route of the country’s most beloved ice skating race, the Elfstedentocht. One of them was from Leeuwarden.

Krikke says it’s rare for a city to have a porn collection, which makes it that much more important to have the materials returned.  Actually, it sounds pretty fricken weird for a city to have it’s very own porn collection, but we’re talking about the Dutch here.  Oh, and while we’re at it.  I guess I am going to book my next vacation in Bruges.