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WTF?! Vampire Dumped By Girlfriend, Feels A Stake In The Heart
A 44-year-old Minnesota man is currently in jail after sending harassing e-mails to a teenager last year. John Alfred Sharkey is behind bars, as he is unable to post bail. Oh, and Sharkey goes by the name “The Impaler” and also claims to be a vampire.
To hear more about this insane story read on after the jump>>>Sharkey is the founder of the Vampire Nation and ran for both Minnesota governor and President of the United States. While he was campaigning for governor on Myspace, the teen girl left him a comment and the relationship began. When things became too serious the girl tried to talk her way out of the “relationship” with Sharkey.
According to the Post-Bulletin:
The girl told police they began dating online. She said she tried to end the online relationship but he refused to let her. She said that “in a desperate attempt” to get him to leave her alone, she e-mailed him that she was a member of an elite vampire hunter society and for the two of them to continue their relationship would put him in danger. She said that he called her cell phone and that she answered only after he sent her an e-mail threatening to call her family.
Eventually, the girl’s father became involved, but that did nothing to end Sharkey’s attempts at contacting the teenager. Sharkey continued to believe he had an ongoing relationship with the girl, referring to her as his “wife and princess.”
He is currently being held on $125,000 and is charged with: felony harassment and two misdemeanor counts, one alleging coercion with a threat to inflict bodily harm and the other coercion, a threat to expose a secret or disgrace.
I guess he could go to jail or use his special vampire powers to seduce a female guard and escape to Transylvannia. This is like the poor man’s Buffy The Vampire Slayer, but I bet the people are totally uglier.
I once dated this guy back home in Puerto Rico during high school who nicknamed himself “El Vampiro” (“The Vampire”). Ugh, he was so lame, but he was so cute. I’m sitting here now reminiscing and laughing to myself. Check this: He had two different colored eyes (one brown and one blue) and when I called him out for having in a blue contact he got angry at me! He also had fangs. God, why did I even go out with this idiot? Haha. He also belonged to a “fight club” and acted as a vampire in a local movie. He also got into an argument with me when I was trying to make out with him because he said we were alone and “what if I were to rape you, they’d be no one around to hear you. You should really not put yourself in a position like this. It’s dangerous.’ and then he left my house. Yeah… freak!
XOXO
Melysa
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Lucky for this girl her parents are involved in her life and monitor what’s going on. Otherwise, who knows how bad things could have gotten!