WTF?! What's This Gadget?

 

In case you were wondering what this bad boy is.  I’m not going to tell you, but I sugguest you make some guesses and then check out it’s description after the jump>>>

This bad boy is the Sex Counter Cock Ring.  Not only does it allow you to know how many thrusts it took to get to the Tootsie Roll center of the Tootsie Pop, but it also makes your cock hard as rock candy.  And what better way to entice your lady but to make a candy analogy and then point to your dick right?

Here’s the info on it right from it’s website:

A stretchy, orgasm-enhancing cock ring that actually counts your BPM – otherwise known as Bonks Per Minute! Slide the cock ring over your penis and enjoy a longer, harder erection as well as the fun of knowing how many times you’ve thrust per session!

Ergonomically designed, this cock ring has been created so that the counter and soft rubber covering actually hits your partner’s sweet spots with each thrust!

The stretchy cock ring will comfortably sit at the base of the penis and help to give you a firmer, bigger, longer-lasting erection.

As you get busy, the Penisometer will count each of your thrusts and give you a digital read out at the end so you can see how long your sessions last!

Make a little note of your BPM and see if you can up your effort next time – perfect for fitness gurus and competitive couples!

It uses the word PENISOMETER. I mean, for no other reason it’s worth buying in order to have to say you’ve consulted with the penisometer and you’re banging fast and hard as hell, right?