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Your Daily Fug! Orlando Bloom's Next Movie Must Be About "Fudge" and "Packing"
I’m not exactly sure what Orlando Bloom‘s latest project, “Sympathy for Delicious,” is about, but if I had to judge from his tattoos, I’m thinking AstroGlide and corn husks are involved. Normally a guy with tattoos would make me tingle in all the right places, but I can’t say that a tree outlining a man’s nipple with a Godsmack-inspired sun by one’s belly button gives off the “I wanna stick my penis in your vagina” vibe. He’d be less effeminate and more virile looking if he had a dress on.
Just ask my German ex-boyfriend from high school. Although, according to him, his friend went down on him out of “respect.” Riiiight. I should have known the minute I saw the sun tattoo that wrapped around his belly button.
Pics of a topless Orlando Bloom on the set of “Sympathy for Delicious” in downtown Los Angeles below.
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Does he try to look gay on purpose? If you’re not going to wear a shirt, have something to show off. I use to look like that too — when I was 14 (minus the jesus haircut/mullet). Still on his never-ending suck fest I see. I don’t know who’s worse, pete wentz of this penisless excuse for a boy.
That sun tattoo is actually his, he had it prior to this movie role.