Those Are Some Nice Knee-High Boots, Dude

As a woman, I feel eternally sexy when I put on some knee-high boots. My breasts and ass instantaneously fill out mentally and my body takes on ideal female dimensions. To shamefully quote Shania Twain, it makes me “feel like a woman.”

So imagine my reaction when I discovered that this beautiful brown boot above wasn’t designed for women, but for dudes. That’s right. These leather, knee-high boots with the sharp stiletto heel was designed to be worn by a human with a third leg and two hairy balls. 

Did I mention they’re referred to as “moots”? Um, que?

Via BoingBoing (via Frisky):

[Female shoe designer Stuart] Weitzman custom-made this and a black patent-leather bootie with a silver heel for Justin Tranter, the lead singer of New York garage glam-rock band Semi-Precious Weapons. This is the first time Weitzman has ever done shoes for a man (in size 12 wide, no less), and Tranter adores his new kicks: “I love heels for two reasons: One, they make my amazing legs look even better and two, I love being able to make an artistic statement without even opening my mouth.” 

I can make an artistic statement without opening my mouth either, it’s called taking it up the ass.