Your Daily Fug! Joan Rivers is a Walking Skeleton But She's Still More Real Than All The Plastic E! Houses

F*ck the noise, I’m gonna go ahead and say it anyway: I heart Joan Rivers! Yes, the woman is clearly batsh!t crazy and is Jacko’s white, female counterpart in the surgery department (alright, maybe not that extreme), but at least this lady isn’t full enough that she can’t laugh at herself.

Her nose looks like a ghost is pinching it shut 24/7 and she doesn’t mind doing that Geico commercial poking fun at her love for plastic surgery. Then again, she probably did it ’cause she needed the paycheck. Whatever, she’s better than those new plastic b!tches who do commentary for E! during red carpet events. They’re more plastic than Joan!

Here’s the surgery queen signing copies of “Murder At The Academy Awards” and “Men Are Stupid And They Like Big Boobs… A Woman’s Guide To Beauty Through Plastic Surgery” at Barnes & Noble at Lincoln Square in New York City yesterday.

Have a laugh at Joan’s expense this way >>>