Douchebag of the Day: Woman Drugs & Rapes Male Friend (UPDATE: Now with Mugshot!)

There is no right way to explain the rape of a man, especially when that rape is done by a homely looking 53-year-old woman.  If you’re shocked, it’s ok.  I’m sure the unidentified 50-year-old male had that exact feeling.  The accused, Janice Lynette McCarl, was booked this week on suspicion of sexual assault.>>>

The victim is a 50-year-old male and friend of McCarl.  After a bar-b-que at his house in November he awoke and realized he had been taken advantage of.  In case you were wondering what “advantage” means, first McCarl drugged the victim and then she penetrated his anus.

According to reports from The Daily Camera:

“He said he felt “funny” after some drinks — which he later told investigators were drugged — and went inside and passed out.

About a half-hour later, he claims, he awoke with a painful sensation. He said he remembered waking up intermittently with the woman’s “hands in him.”

He said he could not fully wake up or move, and remembered the woman telling him, “It is OK, go back to sleep.”

That wasn’t even the worst part. The man later woke up and found McCarl in bed next to him covered in feces and blood. The two proceeded to have coffee and then go their merry ways. Eventually, McCarl admitted that she drugged the victim, but would not admit what she’d done to the man.

As you’d suspect the rape of men by women is extremely rare. What is even more rare is waking up with a hurt anus and the perpetrator lying next to you covered in your blood and poop and you offer them a cup of coffee. I don’t care who rapes me, if I wake up next to them I am probably going to beat the living hell out of them. Rape is rape, yo.

UPDATE: Now with Mugshot! 

Thanks Kevin!