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Mickey Rourke Caught Swapping DNA with Evan Rachel Wood
The next time you curse your bad looks for being the reason you can’t get a date, think again. Rumor has it Mickey Rourke and Evan Rachel Wood were caught playing tongue hockey outside their hotel after the SAG Awards Sunday.
[The two] were spotted leaving together enroute to the later after party at the Four Seasons Hotel. According to Pop Tarts spies, the actress went upstairs with Rourke (whose second marriage ended over a decade ago) when he suddenly grabbed her for a lip-lock in the outside area of the swanky five-star hotel.
If Mickey Rourke’s 56-year-old shriveled snail can get lipsticked by 21-year-old Evan Rachel Wood , then rest assure you too can get laid.
For those of you who think money is her motive, I suggest you think again. Not all women are money-hungry whores, you know. Any one of you could offer me a billion dollars to suck Mickey Rourke’s pinga and rest assure I would give you a very enthusiastic “No!”
For some women, a great conversations is enough to make us drool in our panties. Methinks that’s what’s going on between these two. Her vag probably tingles every time he strokes his goatee when in deep thought. Gross.
Pics of them pre-making out at the SAG Awards below.
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Evan Rachel Wood, It's a Man's World, Mickey Rourke, The Wrestler
Mickey Rourke is my HERO!
What is wrong with ERW? Serious Daddy issues!!
girl looks like laura linney trying hard to be perceived as rita hayworth. sad. he looks like a sleezy version of hank williams, jr.
he is always with sooo many women and “pining” after long lost ex…protesting too much, or a cover, perhaps? me thinks so for many reasons.
finally, he may land an “actress girlfriend” to seem legit in the biz. he must hit on every actress he sees, so this one said yes…a child, practically!
it’s like watching a sad circus.
publicity stunt.
she should go make up with Marisa Tomei.
Didn’t she say Mickey was like her new dad when making The Wrestler? I wouldn’t expect anything less from a girl who was with Manson.