Beef is Broke: But, Benefits From Being Single

Besides having a few beers before going out and eating fast food, there are plenty of things that you can do to stop your wallet from bleeding. For example, I don’t have a girlfriend. (Point, Beef.) Now, not having a girlfriend only helps you save money, if you’re smart about not wasting money trying to get with girls. I used to have a roommate that was always out with gorgeous girls, but never hooked up with any of them. He was a sucker.

Personally, I feel that I have to meet up with a girl a few times, before I will pay for dinner. I’m not going to blow $100 and buy a bottle of wine every time, either. A quaint setting or neat location can make a night as much as live piano. A coffee shop can works wonders, too. DON’T take a girl to Wendy’s or the Sizzler, but Olive Garden is alright. Show her you care, but don’t look pathetic by trying to be flashy.

Buying a girl a drink should only be a last effort, but you should not buy a girl a drink that asks you to, if you do not know her. These girls are vultures and they are pretty much telling you that you looked like a sucker that would be an easy drink.

If you find a good girlfriend, that doesn’t want your money, it might cost you a little, but it’s because you want to spend on her. Some guys know that they have to shell out the cash to keep the puss. Tisk, tisk.