January 21, 2009 @ 11:25 AM / By Melysa F-Listed contributing writer

Tila Tequila Is No Longer A Hot Mess, Just a Mess

Tila Tequila terrifies us with her petri dish of a chest while wearing green contacts while getting some coffee at Starbucks in Los Angeles earlier this week. (1)

Let’s face it, ladies, sometimes we don’t want to be the “good girl.” Sometimes we long to be the explicit ones; the ones who are a little more fast and loose and isn’t afraid to show some cleavage.  

That’s what Tila Tequila was to America for quite some time. She was just the right type of skank women could emmulate and men wouldn’t feel guilty getting a hard-on because of her. 

Now, however, her pull isn’t quite as distracting.  The cheap fake tan, hooker-red nail polish, shameless display of her plastic petri dish, and green contacts? ….A condom can’t guard you against losing your dignity (and gangrene). 

Check out the pics of her at Starbucks in L.A. earlier this week after the cut….

Tila Tequila terrifies us with her petri dish of a chest while wearing green contacts while getting some coffee at Starbucks in Los Angeles earlier this week. (1)Tila Tequila terrifies us with her petri dish of a chest while wearing green contacts while getting some coffee at Starbucks in Los Angeles earlier this week. (2)Tila Tequila terrifies us with her petri dish of a chest while wearing green contacts while getting some coffee at Starbucks in Los Angeles earlier this week. (3)

Tila Tequila terrifies us with her petri dish of a chest while wearing green contacts while getting some coffee at Starbucks in Los Angeles earlier this week. (4)Tila Tequila terrifies us with her petri dish of a chest while wearing green contacts while getting some coffee at Starbucks in Los Angeles earlier this week. (5)Tila Tequila terrifies us with her petri dish of a chest while wearing green contacts while getting some coffee at Starbucks in Los Angeles earlier this week. (6)

Tila Tequila terrifies us with her petri dish of a chest while wearing green contacts while getting some coffee at Starbucks in Los Angeles earlier this week. (7)Tila Tequila terrifies us with her petri dish of a chest while wearing green contacts while getting some coffee at Starbucks in Los Angeles earlier this week. (8)Tila Tequila terrifies us with her petri dish of a chest while wearing green contacts while getting some coffee at Starbucks in Los Angeles earlier this week. (9)

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3 Responses to “Tila Tequila Is No Longer A Hot Mess, Just a Mess”

  1. The Stalker says:
    January 21, 2009 at 12:41 pm

    Tila is sexy in a slutty way. I’d all up in her vagina

    Reply
  2. onemanrace says:
    January 21, 2009 at 1:43 pm

    Never seen the appeal of this woman.

    She’s just… nasty, but not even in a ‘5 pints of Stella and we’ll talk’ sort of way.

    Reply
  3. jblcn1042 says:
    March 3, 2009 at 1:29 pm

    She needs to do porn.

    Reply

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