Your Boy Gets Dumped; Sucks for You Too?

He’s been dating that bitch for way too long. You’ve already ruined yourself among her friends. (They sucked anyway.) Now, it’s time for them to part ways, but he’s been left out of the loop. She breaks up with him and he’s left a helpless, half-shell of a man.

You’ve got to step in and help. You can’t watch your boy go pussy-less for the next 6 months, while he tries to find his long lost game. Drastic measures are needed, or he’s going to hurt your game too!

This is not a call for “bro-mance”, whatever that means. There is a simple question and answer that I want to clear up.

Q: What do you do when your perfectly normal friend gets dumped for no reason?

A: Get him laid! If he is still stuck up all over her, then you need to learn a little covert manuever, for which he will thank you later.

Tell him that his ex-gf is definitely NOT hooking up with anyone else. And here’s one of the most important things, if you tell your boy this little piece of genius that yours truly discovered, he will move on quickly:

“Hey dude, her friends sucked. I hated those bitches. AND she just played nice. When things got tough, you saw that she was exactly like them, not at all who you thought she was. Bitches…”

I’m not saying all girls suck. I’m not even saying that this is always true, but if you can temporarily get him to straighten up and be a man, then you have a chance.

Nothing is worse than having a heart-broken friend. Try going out and getting laid, while your friend keeps talking about his girlfriend. Yeah, that’s what I thought. Nearly impossible.