Ashley Greene Is Your One Good Reason To Watch Twilight

Ashley Greene is in that terrible ‘tween flick, Twilight.  In her interview with Maxim she says she wishes she had a boyfriend.  You can go ahead and wish you were that guy if you want.  From what I can tell she is the only reason anyone over the age of 12 needs to watch this film.  And when you watch it, know that she is young and lonely.  Then think about how the only option for chicks like her is to act like you’re going to be her boyfriend and when they starts to act all goofy, you explain that you do not like them enough to be their “boyfriend.”

Gosh, women will go to the ends of the earth if a man tells them they do not like them enough.  Especially if that guy is way worse looking than the girl.  That’s when chicks decide they have something to prove.  Sadly, that usually ends with the destruction of that woman’s social life.

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