Your Daily Fug! Artie Lang Might Be A Homeless Man Who Loves Baby Gorillas

Howard Stern‘s disturbed sidekick, Artie Lang, was recently photographed promoting his book “Too Fat To Fish” in Coral Gables, Florida, earlier this week. The book chronicles the 41-year-old recovering heroin addict’s grimmest, yet hilarious, tales of sex, drugs, and rock ‘n’ roll, “like the one about me doing coke in the pig costume.”

The issue with someone like Artie, from a woman’s perspective, is not his lifestyle, so much as his appearance. Not the weight, either. Just general upkeep. Is dressing like a homeless man supposed to be part of the shtick or has he just not cleaned up his act? 

He looks like he’d smell of cigarettes, blow, and hookers. His publicist probably had to roll off a dead hooker from on top of him before getting him to the bookstore for the signing earlier that morning. 

And if you’re anxious to know what to expect from his published work of art……

Baby gorillas. Artie Lang talks about baby gorillas in his book. Now, that’s a real man!